Post dsmp au. The grown-up Michael lives a good life, but he has to put up with the fact that absolutely all of adults around him sometimes accidentally recall completely WILD facts from the past as if it were commonplace
Michael: And Uncle Techno made a joke about the anvil, but I didn't get the joke
Tubbo: Oh, he's talking about the time we tried to execute him.
Michael: WHAT
Michael: In this movie, the main characters are trying to get into a strictly guarded facility
Ranboo: Oh, it reminds me of the time when I was involved in breaking into Pandora
Michael: Wait, are you talking about THE PRISON???
Tommy: *tells stories* and that's how Sapnap and I went to do shit because it's fun
Michael: *suddenly realizes that Sapnap is one of those guys who tried to kill him as a child*
Michael: I can't. All the adults on this server are so fond of revealing sudden crazy facts from their biography.
Shroud: That's right, I still can't believe Uncle Jack and Aunt Niki once tried to kill Dad.
Michael: Yeah, and the fact that Uncle Wilbur and Uncle Tommy had a drug van when they were young? Madness
Shroud: I still can't believe that Uncle Techno and Uncle Phil once ruled the empire
What the SBI + Others would dress up as for Halloween
Philza - Biker (leather jacket and all) (he probably had a motorcycle when he wasn’t old and decrepit lmao L imagine being old)
Techno - a princess. (That’s it.)
Wilbur - A vampire if he’s feeling serious (would definitely overdo it with fake blo0d), and an M&M if he isn’t (you know what color + he would put his hair into pigtails for both)
Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo - Those ghosts that are just sheets with sunglasses (would switch out their costumes into cheap masks and double back on their trick or treating to get extra candy)
Michael - Pumpkin (or some other fruit themed children’s costume, preferably with a little hat)
Shroud - a roller skater (mostly so he could wear roller skates on all 8 of his feet) (also an excuse to shoulder check people)
Niki and Jack - Thing 1 & Thing 2 (from the Cat in the Hat) (they definitely argued about who was #1, and of course, Niki won)
Kristin - Dragonfly (or other cool shiny/elegant creature)(I love you mumza)
Quackity - Cowboy (yes, he did bedazzle his hat himself, yes, he is wearing platform boots, and yes, he is paired with Slime and Foolish) (has a toy g*n that shoots silly string)
Slime and Foolish - one of those two person horse costumes (Slime in front, Foolish in back with two coconut shells to clop together like hooves)
James Marriott (yes I’m counting jamesdoesmining, screw you) - Scooby Doo (he thought that they were doing a group costume, was sadly mistaken)
Nicknames:
Smp: Dream smp/ BBH smp
Parent: Tommyinnit
Propaganda: The fandom turned him into Tommy’s kid. He exists because of us. We cannot let him down.
Currently the happiest little egg on the server and holds current server record for most parents (7 dads and 1 mom). He is always plotting to get more parents. His gender up for democratic vote between his original five dads but they never voted so he is simply just Richas <3. He's a very talented artist and has made a bunch of custom pixel art for the server! He's also possibly possessed by a ghost but let's not worry about that<333
He wants to have as much parents as he can do he can have a lot of inheritance. He is a really good artist. HE IS BRAZILIAN 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷. He once said his parents could chose his gender, like democracy. He hides his sadness and don't want his parents worry for him. I miss this ovo cabeçudo safado 😔.
Look at him, he's got like 20 parents, 10 siblings, he's Brazilian, he's got a fucked up leg, look at him
he's so awesome and very funny. everyone immediately loves him. he plays more than literally anyone else on the server because he is always trying to hang out with all his parents. he cares so uch about them and they care so much back. genuinely fun to watch. epic character design the fandom seems to have made and all agreed on together. speaks portugese and english and spanish (possibly due to fanfiction, i hear, possibly LOL). he's got trauma and swag. he's simply a baby just the littlest guy on the server but he's everywhere and everyone loves him. i miss him so much WHERE IS HE???? come back where did he go... where did they all go... anyway RICHAS SWEEP LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
has multiple alters, amputee; uses a prosthesis, the egg with the most parents on the qsmp by far, 5/9 of his parents have gone missing/been kidnapped, adopted a sentient capybara, writes fanfictiom canonically, brazilian 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷